(ONN) Did you ever wonder what America’s four major political parties really stand for? Who’s really funding them? Which nation they’re really loyal to? Which secret societies they are intertwined with?

Since independent news outlets are labeled as fake news these days, and since the network and cable news shows produced by Wall Street corporations really are fake news, we took it upon ourselves to create this chart comparing America’s four major political parties.

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